He was dead…But he got better
Went to see Crank 2 tonight and it was just as ridiculous as the first. But that’s why it’s funny.
Spolier: Statham gets something bad done to him that could kill him. He runs around town trying to find the people that did it. Having sex in public is essential to his survival. He dies.
Oh wait! that’s the plot to Crank 1. Oh snap, yes I did.










